Pean

A slang or kid friendly way to say penis

“Bruh you won’t believe that my girl sucked my pean last night”

by Gabe (No flex Zone) January 10, 2019

Pean

It mean dic or penis or pp

Dude that’s some mad pean

by Getofmw July 3, 2019

Pean

A European. Used to describe people who can't seem to prevent their tea from being thrown into the harbor.

The fuck is this Pean doing here?

Get this Pean!

by PorkFR September 10, 2020

Pean Panther

A boy once, who is now transgender chess piece often referred to as a 'Pean'

Prod: "Move to E4"
Pean Panther: "OK"
(In the background Timlin is edging)

by itsedgingtime November 28, 2023

Pean

A name for a person that looks very similar to Mr Bean...

Hey, Pean, you look like Mr Bean ooooaooooaooooo

by J Dawg & K Dawg March 22, 2026

Pean’s Laws

Series of laws concerning the fact that Grant Tong is a pussy.

According to Pean’s laws, Grant cracked Zoe in the freezer.

by Burrito_boy316 December 16, 2025