poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

by vladimir February 23, 2004

gay poltergeist

A bitch of a ghost that flamboyant go's around booing your outfit

"Oh shit it's a gay poltergeist run"

by Moist Cabbage06 February 19, 2018

poltent

A word from the scouse dialect, meaning attractive, fit and pleasing to the eye. Can be shortened to 'poey' also.

you look so poey in this pic bbe

you look ded poltent here girl

by powmow December 18, 2010

Poltard

A user of the board /pol on 4chan, basically a far right nazi that likes to seethe on no white and everything that doesn't come under his superior races. Pol was first created to keep any kind of politics away from 4chan. But they first originated on the far right website "stormfront" and spreaded on /pol, started the gamergate movement to try to make their propaganda popular. Wants to spread his propaganda so much that he likes to make alt right propagandist replies on non political threads made by anons and even on the internet.

A thread from /g/:
OP: What's the best browser, Chrome or Edge?
Poltard: Fuck off kike, both are Chinese and Jewish botnet browsers.
OP: Goddamn another Poltard.

by Gobqckwilqlkwl *insert here* June 9, 2021

Poltard

A person who is incompetent in politics

Damn Megan spoke like a poltard in that debate.

by Political Manifesto March 11, 2019

polti rings

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude

"Who's that polti rings faggot?"

by cttc11 May 21, 2014

Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022