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Paypal

Paypal is the parent company of eBay Inc. Which takes advantage of customers and consumers alike by making them agree to a lengthy terms of service agreement, which they can alter at any time they wish. Their lust for cash, and high revenues justify their corruption in the society of man.
"I sold an item to some guy, once I had received verified funds, PAYPAL allowed this scammer to reverse the funds. He got the item for free, and Paypal says "your screwed."
by Alwaysbetterthanwill March 4, 2004
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Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.
Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.
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Paypig

A paypig is the financial submissive in the dynamic of Financial Domination. Financial Domination is a fetish of power exchange which involves the transfer of money from sub to Domme as an act of ultimate submission, as money is the ultimate representation of power in our modern society. Paypigs are alternatively known as finsubs and money slaves.
In financial domination a paypig or money slave has no worth outside of pleasing his Money Mistress.
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paypal

An online scamming system - allowing kiddie scripters and hackers everywhere to make tons of money for nothing!
Oh shit man! That dude made a payment and i sent him his item , now he says someone else hijacked his account - end result - lost the item and lost the 200 pound
paypal are asshats
by marscom July 7, 2005
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paypal

A online credit company that bends over backwards to help fraudulent venders steal money from their "customers" Their policies are optimized to screw people out of their money.
Some knob never sent me my item, ebay said be more patient, paypal then said I waited to long to complain, it was past 30 days, your fucked looser we win agian. Oh wait, nice try.. my REAL credit card company will stomp on you like a little tit. Thank god I did not use my bank account like they try and fistfuck you down the throught with... EVERYTIME... no matter what you set as your default. Asswipes. :|
by :| April 7, 2004
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craycray for paypay

Someone on a reality television show who acts totally different than their normal self (usually crazy / very exaggerated), just to stay on television.
"Did you see Lisa on top model?"
"yeah, that girl is totally craycray for paypay."
by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011
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paypalpatation

The sudden feeling of angst after either entering your bid or (most effective) winning an eBay auction, as you realise that the seller may not take PayPal. Usually followed by sudden rapid scrolling southwards to confirm or deny your suspicions.
Immediately after whooping out a celebratory "All Your Base" cheer for winning the auction, Diveboy suddenly experienced his biggest evah Paypalpatation as he realised his oversight of not checking the Sellers payment conditions!
by Nodmeister October 11, 2006
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