Raspberry Pattern

The shape of a persons lips as they blow a raspberry.

Callum: Did you just squeeze cheese?
Wendy: No- I made the raspberry pattern

by GreySquirrel December 16, 2010

Paternity Fraud

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018

paster

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh

Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1

by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

patzer

Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.

"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."

by Jack Genther October 30, 2007

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

pattern up

To fix up, get in shape or to respect your olders

Ay my young one pattern up or I'll pattern you

by Youngtinyzz June 14, 2017