Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS)

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.

Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

by Darrenphughes June 29, 2015

Patriotic Wedgie

When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.

A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...

by ylviesay December 27, 2009

patriotic

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'

Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

Patriotic Fuck

When you put a flag over his/her face and fuck him/her for your country.

Pat was so ugly he/she was a patriotic fuck.

by d:file February 25, 2011

Patriotic Quilt

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.

Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'

by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022

Patrioticgyrl

Middle age female who likes to play with hair and doesn't give two shits!

Love her or hate her patrioticgyrl is here to stay! Yeet yeet

by Adore 1994 January 16, 2022

Getting patriotic

Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.

Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.

by bangthatshit November 18, 2010