The Pat

The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.

“Have you heard about “The Pat?”

“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”

by Patcommish September 4, 2021

Pat Pat

Two consecutive gentle taps on the fleshiest part of the buttocks.

While you are hugging your boyfriend/girlfriend you give them a Pat Pat.

by Karissa January 13, 2006

Pat

Short for the name Patrick.

Hey, there goes Pat, i love that guy.

by Pat P May 7, 2008

Pat

The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.

His girlfriend made him pat last night, isn't that embarrassing.

by LCPL USMC Ret. January 19, 2006

pats

Nickname for the New England Patriots football team

this year da pats gonna win da super bowl

by grinningdemon18 October 3, 2004

Pat

The word Pat is short for, Perfect, attractive and tempting. It is often used by girls, who finds a man very attractive.

A:''Hey check out that dude in the bar, he looks hansome''
B:''yeah, he is truly a pat''.

by Nowaiiii September 5, 2010

Pat

A person that looks like a man and a woman. From old SNL skit.

-Dude, check ou that chick, how fucking ugly.

-No way man, that is totally a guy.

-I think it is a Pat.

by pat hughes December 28, 2005