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passive-impressive

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.
1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
by recklessdiver February 20, 2013
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red badge of passion

A giant red hickey on your neck after a passionate sexual encounter!
Damn did you see Clay's red badge of passion on his neck this morning. Yeah that must have been some encounter.
by Fleece Johnson July 25, 2010
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passionflaps

"I love your passionflaps."
"Then she showed me her passionflaps."
by Ben M Powell February 12, 2008
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pussifiction

n--false stories of sexual encounters.
Bob claimed to have slept with two hundred girls, but it was all pussifiction.
by tarponredgatorklark February 23, 2011
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ICS Passion

Amazing, Smooth, Sleek, astounding. The best in every way. Revolutionary.
His Vibrant is so ICS passion.
by Ugelvidg December 30, 2011
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Passing the Baby

When a pregnant, lesbian woman is simultaneously delivering her child and scissoring with another woman and in the midst of this sexual congress the child is passed into the other woman's vagina and back to the biological mother and so forth, oscillating between the two until one of them achieves climax and whatever that woman says is the child's name henceforth.
"So, Fuckmesideways, how did you get your name?" "Oh, my mother was passing the baby when she had me and unfortunately Barbra won. She always regrets losing because she always thought Kyle was such a lovely name..."
by keatzsche September 22, 2013
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Passive Appropriate

To say something that in context is appropriate, but can be taken easily out of context to be made inappropriate.
Susie told me that I had a big package, and we know she wasn't talking about the box I was carrying; it was so passive appropriate!
by Julia Goulia November 13, 2019
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