parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.

by Boggler March 15, 2004

Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

rain on your parade

to do something that spoils someone's plans

-Oh dude this gig's gonna be so f-ing awesome and EVERYONE's gonna get so f-ing drunk!
-Sorry to rain on your parade, but there's no f-ing alcohol allowed inside the building.

by Mochizukii January 16, 2009

Prius Parade

A cluster of cars on the freeway, caused by a slow moving Prius in the left lane.

God damn, what is with this fucking Prius parade. Why won't that god damn Prius move into the right lane.

by Avocado Smasher July 23, 2012

Po-Po Parade

When you don't see any traffic coming towards you for awhile because there's a cop leading the pack that everyone's afraid to pass.

It's weird when you see a lot of traffic, then a large space because there's a po-po parade coming the other way.

by Simple_Man September 8, 2009

the black parade

Where I want to go when I die.

"where do you want to go when you die?"
"the black parade, bitch!"

by jesushatesme August 3, 2009

slut parade

downtown Scottsdale AZ on weekends is so heavily infused with girls who have rich parents that dress slutty and scamper across streets in painfully high heels. They never use crosswalks and they travel in large packs followed by a douchenozzle. There are tons of sorostitutes from ASU and twenty-somethings already twice-divorced.

I was trying to creep through the slut parade down by Scottsdale Road and a guy yelled "hey slut!" and the girl in my car was sending thoughts to the girl on the street (don'tturnarounddon'tturnaround) but of course the girl turned around like it was her given name. What a beautiful city.

by intellektualspew March 4, 2011