STD Paranoia

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.

John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."

by 132299 April 16, 2009

paranoia

No chance I'm gonna give a definition.. What if someone's watching? :o

/me dons ninja mask

I must be paranoid, I keep looking over my back for th.. AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

by EmSixTeen August 7, 2004

Facebook Paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Composer's Paranoia

The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.

John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."

by composersparanoia November 14, 2022

paranoia

Believing that everyone is out to get you.

Although it is true that everyone IS out to get you, such as the government and stalkers.

by AYB April 1, 2003

Parnian

Par-neon: noun - A very random and unorganized, yet creative and talented individual with a unique sense of style; infatuated with mirrors; obsessed with perfection; always analyzing everything; drawn to beauty, attracted to metrosexuals; highly intelligent and logical, yet quixotic; hypochondriac; Persian.

Person 1: "Why is she spending so much time staring at herself in the mirror?"

Person 2: "Because she found a grey hair and thinks she has premature aging. She is obsessing over it while analyzing herself in the mirror."

Person 1: "Well she is a crazy Persian."

Person 2: "No, she is just a typical Parnian."

by Enzo Joon February 9, 2008