patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really

1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"

by axis6a August 15, 2010

Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

expecto patron

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

by Tobadef January 15, 2016

expecto patronads

one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies

"everyone let's go" *harry to ron and herminone*
"expecto patronads" *runs away from snape*

by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008

patron

Patron Añejo, an expensive brand of tequila.

"Take a shot of this here Patron, and it's gon' be on" - Usher

by The Lurker December 15, 2004

erecto patronum

A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.

Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.

by BHBandit December 1, 2013

Paponio

Someone you look up to or respect. This person is like a father figure to you. Calling someone a "paponio" is a great honour to that person. A paponio also makes people happy. And even though they can get on your nerves a bit, you always love them.

Person 1 "This person is my paponio"

Person 2 "Wow he must mean a lot to you!"

by Bunnylover1234 January 10, 2012