A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.
by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019

by YEETTLE February 19, 2018

1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.
2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!
2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!
2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
by TheWildFlailing April 22, 2016

The best band that there has ever been. Located in Australia. The band is made up of four extremely sexy girls...
by Pianist. July 8, 2009

The Act Of A Man Or Woman Fingering Another Woman Under A Bus Seat, This Can Be Done For Pleasure Or A Challenge, Empty Seat(Easy Difficulty), Tire Seat(Medium Difficulty) Or Heater Seat(Hard Difficulty)
Tyler:So, What's Her Favorite Kink?
James:I'm Not Certain, But I'm Pretty Sure It's Paperclip Digging.
Tyler:Good To Know, Good To Know.
James:I'm Not Certain, But I'm Pretty Sure It's Paperclip Digging.
Tyler:Good To Know, Good To Know.
by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

by MrMcgee November 26, 2013

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral
by The cheese grator April 20, 2018
