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Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.
by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019
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Useless Paperclip

You: *getting roasted*
You: SHUT UP YOU USELESS PAPERCLIP
by YEETTLE February 19, 2018
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Useless paperclip

1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.

2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!

2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
by TheWildFlailing April 22, 2016
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Paperclip Cult

The best band that there has ever been. Located in Australia. The band is made up of four extremely sexy girls...
"What are you listening to ?"
"The Paperclip Cult of course, what about you?"
"Haha, same!"
by Pianist. July 8, 2009
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Paperclip Digging

The Act Of A Man Or Woman Fingering Another Woman Under A Bus Seat, This Can Be Done For Pleasure Or A Challenge, Empty Seat(Easy Difficulty), Tire Seat(Medium Difficulty) Or Heater Seat(Hard Difficulty)
Tyler:So, What's Her Favorite Kink?
James:I'm Not Certain, But I'm Pretty Sure It's Paperclip Digging.
Tyler:Good To Know, Good To Know.
by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020
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shrimp paperclip

Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.
"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"
by MrMcgee November 26, 2013
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rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral
Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine
by The cheese grator April 20, 2018
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