Papal Pound

What happens to a little boy's bum when you leave him with a Catholic priest.

Oh lord, you left little jack with Father Grabs-a-butt? He is sure to come home sore after the Papal Pound!

by ep PY May 23, 2010

Papal Pound

The unholy act upon small boys by holy men.

Stick it in the pope. Do the Papal Pound.

by Joseph Ratzinger May 24, 2010

Papal Pound

verb.,
the act of a Catholic priest raping a child.

The Vatican has covered up Papal Pound rings around the world.

No one has been excommunicated for child rape. But, they have excommunicated people for marrying a Protestant. See, the church does have morals!

by FatherOReiley May 23, 2010

Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010

papal pound

papal pound(money)

when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.

its a nonvoluntary prostitution

that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it

papal pound

by njfhfs9 May 27, 2010

Run a Papal Bull

The painful but justified punishment inflicted upon pedophile Roman Catholic priests by pumped-up, heavily tatted convicts in prison.

As in "Hey, check it...Animal is fixin' to Run a Papal Bull on that newby priest in cell block 4!"

by freethinker72 June 15, 2010

trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003