parachuting

Grinding up pills, wrapping them in a napkin, and swallowing the napkin as a method of administering the drugs. The high from parachuting last longer and is more intense than snorting, and generally thought of as safer than injecting.

"Yesterday I got 100mg of morphine, so I ended up grinding it up and parachuting it before English. God I love english."

by rapheal September 18, 2008

Parachute Rules

To go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to Pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
Basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.

" PULL OR DIE"

-"You fancy coming to Leeds with us tonight? The train leaves Preston at 7 tonight"

-"Yeah, I'm up for that, where we crashing though?"

-"Fuck that mate, we're all going Parachute Rules"

-"Shit! Pull or die? Better go and put a vest on just in case!!"

by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006

Parachute Club

A dance club, hotel or public house where one goes with the sole intention of picking up another person usually of the opposite sex purely for a sexual encounter. one night stand Colloquially, somewhere to go for a "jump".

"How did you get on down Blanco's last night guys? I hear it's such a parachute club anyone can score there."

by Woweegoodstuff May 23, 2012

TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."

Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.

by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009

parachute

The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.

I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.

by d.roc January 4, 2007

Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.

Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.

Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.

by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014