Stuff that should have been thrown out long ago - but is now so old that it's beginning to have archaeological, historical, or sentimental value.
Alternate form: paleogarbage.
Alternate form: paleogarbage.
Can I toss this pile of old mail?
No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!
Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleotrash!
No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!
Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleotrash!
by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011
Get the Paleotrash mug.Noun - A Portmanteau (a blend of two words) Paltalk* and Retard.
Paltalk + Retard = Paltard
*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).
Paltalk + Retard = Paltard
*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).
by iamrede2duh August 4, 2008
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paleotard • paleotarian • paleohardcore • palestard • paletard • plebtard • PLEOPARD • Paltard • parentard • Parentarded
Noun - A blend of two words, Paltalk* and Retard.
Paltalk + Retard = Paltard
*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).
Paltalk + Retard = Paltard
*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).
by iamrede2duh August 8, 2008
Get the Paltard mug.Stuff that should have been thrown out long ago - but is now so old that it's beginning to have archaeological, historical, or sentimental value. Alternate form of paleotrash.
Can I toss this pile of old mail?
No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!
Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleogarbage!
No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!
Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleogarbage!
by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011
Get the Paleogarbage mug.by Jebbie January 18, 2008
Get the plebtard mug.a creature of might and magic, the pleopard is NOT a cross between a puma and a leopard. That's a pumapard (stupid pumapard followers).
Pleopards are said to die when someone openly states that he or she doesn't believe in pleopards.However if the same person claps three times loudly while near the dead pleopard's body, this amazing feline will spring back to life instantly. Obviously this seems to be correlated with the Fairy mithology; indeed some historians believe the fairies ripped this off in hopes of infusing their own fad with some street cred.
Of course, humans ability to kill them whenever in earshot has made the pleopard extremely distrustful of our kind, alas, to find evidence not hoaxed of their species is very difficult.
Pleopards are said to die when someone openly states that he or she doesn't believe in pleopards.However if the same person claps three times loudly while near the dead pleopard's body, this amazing feline will spring back to life instantly. Obviously this seems to be correlated with the Fairy mithology; indeed some historians believe the fairies ripped this off in hopes of infusing their own fad with some street cred.
Of course, humans ability to kill them whenever in earshot has made the pleopard extremely distrustful of our kind, alas, to find evidence not hoaxed of their species is very difficult.
by mypalmshurt December 9, 2008
Get the PLEOPARD mug.A paletard is somebody who is pro-Palestine protestor.
Paletards are not to be confused with somebody who is anti-war, like a libertarian perhaps. Paletards are very much pro-war, but are just upset that the U.S. isn’t involved in their side of the war. Paletards are also generally unaware of the things that they claim to support, and are often hypocritical in the ways that they protest.
For example, Paletards believe that Israel is on occupied land, and they should be forced to leave that land. However, the Paletards will protest this by occupying land they don’t own (on colleges and universities all over the United States, thousands of miles away), cosplaying as homeless people by living in tents and they will whine when they are removed from that land in the way they think Israel should be forced out of Palestine.
Paletards are not to be confused with somebody who is anti-war, like a libertarian perhaps. Paletards are very much pro-war, but are just upset that the U.S. isn’t involved in their side of the war. Paletards are also generally unaware of the things that they claim to support, and are often hypocritical in the ways that they protest.
For example, Paletards believe that Israel is on occupied land, and they should be forced to leave that land. However, the Paletards will protest this by occupying land they don’t own (on colleges and universities all over the United States, thousands of miles away), cosplaying as homeless people by living in tents and they will whine when they are removed from that land in the way they think Israel should be forced out of Palestine.
“Hey Brad, what’s going on over on the other side of campus?”
“Good question Chad. I think the Queers for Palestine are protesting for an end to the war.”
“That’s kinda cringe. Don’t those paletards know if they protested over in Gaza they’d be thrown off a building?”
“Good point. Let’s go wave some American Flags and throw deodorant and job applications at them.”
“That’s a based idea. These paletards should shut up and go fight.”
“Good question Chad. I think the Queers for Palestine are protesting for an end to the war.”
“That’s kinda cringe. Don’t those paletards know if they protested over in Gaza they’d be thrown off a building?”
“Good point. Let’s go wave some American Flags and throw deodorant and job applications at them.”
“That’s a based idea. These paletards should shut up and go fight.”
by AmericaFirstShitposting May 6, 2024
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