Payno

The nickname used by the One Direction members -mostly by Louis Tomlinson- and their fans (directioners) when talking about Liam Payne

Louis Tomlinson: forget what they taught you in Scouts Payno, we're doing it the Tommo way!

by laddylads May 19, 2021

Liam Payne

he used to have turtles, but there dead

Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead

by ZMPro August 1, 2011

The Lady Payne

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.

I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne

by Gringer McCoffeCoal November 25, 2019

Liam Payne

Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.

He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.

He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.

Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

by liampaynesfan September 26, 2011

patyn

A hyper,spastic beautiful person with a wonderful personality and a great sense of humor. they love bananas and bubbles and tend to burst out laughing. Patyn's love mountain dew and cuddling. when sad it is best to keep your distance ,Patyn will lash out at you. but Dallas will cheer them up with a kiss.

patyn started to laugh when she heard the word banana

by Madison magredy December 2, 2013

pidyn

A welsh word for penis

my pidyn is demonly
gosh, look at the size of his pidyn
mae ei pidyn yn rhy fawr
rhoi'r pidyn mewn yr twll gwain!

by strange fear May 9, 2007

Payning

The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.

Stop it Josh, you're payning again.

by Rambo91 October 10, 2011