wondering

an inquiry or question about something

I have a wondering about that.

by katsmada January 27, 2003

Just wondering

Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.

(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...

by donassumygender October 15, 2019

Stevie Wondering

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.

Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove

by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012

Law-and-ordering

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.

I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.

by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019

Ordering Pizza

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.

Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.

by Luper October 24, 2004

ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

by cockodoo September 8, 2010

wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

by loaf56231 October 2, 2006