owedometer

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.

I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Onesome

When one sits alone in the living room alone on valentines day whilst they can hear everyone else getting fucked senselessly

Me: I had a onesome last night
Friend: That sucks

by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo June 14, 2018

Onesome

Masturbation, masturbating or to masturbate. Synonymous with jerking off, rubbing one out, diddling, the skittle, DJing, and gooning.

Majority of my sexual interactions have been onesome rarely a twosome and never a threesome

by WeirdnotQuirky February 27, 2026

Owensome

Awesome with a little bit of Owen involved

"I'm feeling very owensome today"

by OwenZitx March 20, 2025