Oatism

A Local Nebiourhood Friend Called Jordan Foad Who Likes To Eat Porridge Oats With A Slice Of Autism,He Also Likes Busting A Nut On Uncle Jack

Jordan Foad Has Oatism He Had Porridge For Breakfast After Having Fun In Bed

by FindMeOnTheInternetYouSillyBoi January 17, 2022

optisma

A prepubescent 8 yr old fag that also has a strong lust for Torbjorn.

See that torbjorn? Thats a optisma

by Simuelchan Piswong September 4, 2017

ourisman

one who has eaten much penis in their day.

Wow! You are such an ourisman..you must love cum!

If you are an ourisman, you will trade cars for love

by jgold24 August 19, 2007

otismathis

The act of pleasuring yourself under your desk at work while a worker of the opposite sex attempts to discuss work related items on the other side.

Obviously this should only be done with desks that block the view of what you are doing.

Whenever that hot little number walks into my office with her shirt open and cleavage hanging out I have to otismathis myself for 20 minutes until I get some relief.

by MikeSixPack September 25, 2010

outsmurfed

To be exhausted, typically from too much work or also play, and no longer in any condition to play anymore.

I'm outsmurfed! We had to deal with far too many user complaints today.

Playing the Smurf game for 10h completely outsmurfed me.

by NMB:* February 19, 2014

outish

In sports when the ball looks to be out of bounds.

I didn't hit the ball because it was outish.

by nickmkk October 14, 2015

Ortismic

Extremely satisfying, almost the same effect ASMR would have on the brain (specifically about a hobby or activity one would enjoy)

These nachos taste ortismic!
Peeling the plastic of my new phone was ortismic!

by RR25320 August 18, 2020