Ostrich

Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.

by THE XENO KING July 9, 2021

ostrich maneuver

The Ostrich Maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an Ostrich covers it's head to avoid danger.

Ostrich's bury their heads based on the simplicity, "if I can't see them, they can't see me". People pulling the Ostrich Maneuver commonly figure the same.

Generally the Ostrich Maneuver is a person's last line of defence, given it's failure rate.

Ted didn't do his homework, so today in Math class, he pulled the Ostrich Maneuver by hiding his head under the desk. Unfortunately his teacher saw his backside up in the air and found him effortlessly.

by Jaydias August 1, 2008

Ostrich

Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

"I don't like ostriches, man."

by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013

ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.

Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009

Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.

Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.

by andy1 July 14, 2007

ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

by fred ressler April 16, 2017

crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008