blood orphan

A self-made orphan by way of violently murdering their own parents and then bathing and/or consuming the parents' blood.

What Daddy Warbucks didn't know was that Annie was actually a blood orphan.

by Madtracula August 29, 2018

Little Orphan Annie

A very popular cocktail made by mixing vodka with a Shirley Temple (lemon-lime soda and grenadine). Referred to short-hand as a "loa"

Tomorrow's always a day away; happiness is always a loa away.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: A little orphan annie, double shot.

by lttlrphn July 8, 2010

Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.

Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.

by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010

Thanksgiving orphan

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008

Orphan Tears

The best Your Favorite Martian song, and if you don't agree you can suck this moby dick mf!

Guy A: "I just finished watching Orphan Tears! To hat shit was dope!"
Guy B: "Fuck you"

by Jeef The Dumbass June 6, 2022

sock orphanage

The container or receptacle used to store all the socks that become orphaned when their mates mysteriously disappear during the laundry cycle.

Jerry was able to "adopt" 21 pairs of socks during his year-end clean up of his sock orphanage. The remaining orphaned socks were euthanized.

by Sock Man December 27, 2009

Orphan Key

Many people have a stash of old keys in a drawer or cabinet for "future use." Some keys have been there so long that you no longer remember what they're for. A bike lock? An old car? A cabinet at work? These are Orphan Keys.

"Honey, can we get rid of those stupid Orphan Keys in the strong box?"

"Absolutely not! One of them might open that safe we buried in the back yard during the Nixon administration...if we can find it."

by Peter Kobs August 25, 2009