English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
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he is a super nice guy. He loves to smile. he loves to laugh. he is a celebrity. he is super PERFECT. any fans wants him so bad, even me. but he already have someone... it is Mackenzie Ziegler. she is one of his bestfriend... even tho i never met johnny or know johnny really well but i know that he loves Kenzie so much... like the way he look at her, every song he make is for her. i really wants to be his but.... i know I CANT...
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well i just wants to say...
johnny orlando is the best guy that i ever know
“ johnny loves MACKENZIE ZIEGLER.. not me”
i love johnny orlando because he is a smart cute gentle talented boy... i love you Johnny Orlando “
i love johnny orlando because he is a smart cute gentle talented boy... i love you Johnny Orlando “
by thefanwholovesjohnny September 21, 2018
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He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004
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by The Fortuneteller April 19, 2018
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Last night "Mr. Smith" gave "Mr. Brown" a Breezy Orlando.
That Breezy Orlando I got last night was the best I have ever had.
That Breezy Orlando I got last night was the best I have ever had.
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