Orion is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Orioning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Orion. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Orion is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Orion sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
by A really horny fan June 19, 2017
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The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.
I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place!
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Get the Salem, Oregon mug.The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man.
So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god.
So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god.
by A really horny fan June 20, 2017
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In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.
Can also be called an Oregonian
In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.
Can also be called an Oregonian
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