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Orion

Orion is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Orioning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Orion. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Orion is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Orion sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
I wish I was a sexy as an Orion
by A really horny fan June 19, 2017
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Ashland Oregon

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.
I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!
by powderheader February 26, 2011
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Orioned

The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.
I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place!
by Sue Denim January 4, 2018
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Orion

A super cute hottie!

The kind of guy you want to date/marry/kiss.
That guy is a definite ORION!
by Sue Denim January 4, 2018
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Salem, Oregon

A city in Oregon, in-between Portland and Eugene, pretty darn normal and boring.
This place reminds me of Salem, Oregon, it's normal and not exciting.
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Orion

The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man.

So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god.
I wish I were Orion like
by A really horny fan June 20, 2017
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An Oregon BJ

Based on full service refueling at gas stations in oregon, where the driver is not allowed to pump his or her own gas.

In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.

Can also be called an Oregonian
Me: Dude, I totally got An Oregon BJ this morning!!!
Dude: NO WAY!!!
by figbush September 14, 2009
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