Oprah Winfrey

The source of all men's problems. THis bitch has ruined all mens lives by teachin women to be more independent and to basically fuck up mens lives. SHE MUST ME STOPPED!!
Oprah Winfrey has fucked up my life because my wife thinks sex is evil due to this fat bitch.
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the oprah winfrey

When you finish in your significant others face while screaming "you get it in the face! You get it in the face!"
It was so hot when we had sex last night. He surprised me with the Oprah Winfrey.
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the oprah winfrey

When you finish in your significant others face while screaming "you get it in the face! You get it in the face!"
Oh my god, it was so hot when my boyfriend and I had sex, then he surprised me with the Oprah Winfrey.
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Oprah Winfrey

1954-, television talk show host, actor and all-around American success story.
"Oprah Winfrey is starring in four upcoming movies!"

"Doesn't surprise me, Oprah's a legend."
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Oprah Winfrey Network

Better known as OWN, this is a channel exclusively dedicated to 24/7 daytime programming, but is subject to change in the future, as it is still in it's infancy. Also serves as an early sign of Oprah's plans of dominating the world taking place.
Person A: Hey, Oprah Winfrey has her own network now called the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Person B: Word? You won't catch me watching that shit.

Person A: True, but it won't be long now until you hear about an Oprah Winfrey country populated by nothing but middle-aged housewives.
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Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.
Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.
by APT October 13, 2005
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