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Oomphgasm

That amazing feeling between your knees when listening to the German Industrial Band Oomph!
I had my ipod on shuffle and as soon as Oomph! started playing an Oomphgasm ensued.
by J_Wolfie October 19, 2009
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oompher

n. a girlfriend who jumps on your bed and attacks you.
"You oompher!", or "You are such an oompher!", or "Get off my bed, you oompher!"
by lizzyshen October 11, 2006
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hey baby, that red short shorts makes you look oomphy!
by nbinny May 14, 2011
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oomphoompha

Interchangable with Faafaaluufaa as derogative term for Samoan people. Refers to the sound of Samoan names said quickly.
"Oomphoompha! Or should I say Faafaaluufaa?"
by Gogee March 20, 2005
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Oomphadoompha

that song was oomphadoompha
by azile aem March 30, 2009
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Oomphie

More oomph than oomph; oomphier than usual;
I wish this newscaster was more oomphie.
by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010
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Ooomph

The noise a person might make when they are close to shitting themselves. Often made during the run-up to the toilet to signal to others they are desperate. It is like an extended "oh no", but very drawn-out to add drama and excitement to the situation. This noise may be heard throughout the shitting process, and will often be accompanied by vigerous sweating and closed eyes due to severe pain yet a sense of relief.
(Running to the toilet), ooomph! oooooomph! (People move out of the way). (Sitting on the toilet, with closed eyes). Ooomph! Ooomph! "Dude, can you hear that guy shitting? He must be desperate". Oooooooooooomph. (Leaves toilet).
by martinadam May 18, 2010
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