Online-Dating

A type of website where you meet other losers like yourself and go out with them.

That person without a social life was busy with online-dating.

by Online-dater-hater December 13, 2009

online dating service

One of the many popular ways for single men to meet single women and vice-versa. Becoming EXTREMELY popular and more and more people are trying it out. Can be used to just find people to be penpals, to meet people for friends, to meet people for serious relationships, and/or even to meet someone for the possibility of marriage.

Before you people (the ones that bad mounth these sites) criticize these personals, take a look around and look at the number of members and realize that more people are giving it a try. If you want, just try them out and you CAN meet someone that you may have never met otherwise. Some popular dating sites are: match.com, dreammates.com and yahoo! Persoanls.

by Dave- July 31, 2005

online dating service

A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.

Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.

by BendOva October 21, 2007

Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

online carbon dating

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020

stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP

if your reading this and you online date, you need help. im not joking. you need serious help, but on a io game your just a little sh- sorry, my profanity has been spilled because of your disgustin g act of your disgusting ways now go somehwere go outside and please help im trapped inthe urban dictinonary i need help please iehelp help jeel hepl

The act of being disgusting on games that are usually titled Fortnite and Roblox. If you do this, it is scientifically proven you need help, so please stop you could be dating a lego.. a 80-year-old man. That is the definition. this is the defiintion of: stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP.

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022