On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 June 5, 2016

on sale

Getting or achieving something at an easy, opportune time, making it less impressive, legitimate, or commendable. Mostly referring to relationships or sex.

Paul: Did you see that John is dating Trisha now?!
Rodney: Yeah, but they got each other on sale, so it won't last long.

by slickslander October 9, 2016

Hop on Salem Church

A intercourse where you shit on your dick and fuck someones ass.

"Whoz wanna hop on Salem Church?"
"Sure!!"

by pussy nigga balls May 4, 2022

Like it's on sale

An expression used to point out a female dressing provocatively in a public place, assumedly in hopes of attracting male affection or attention. Can be used as a compliment or as a negative remark, depending on the user’s tone or intent. Origin of the phrase refers to prostitutes working a corner, dressing to attract johns - however the phrase used this way is strictly for pointing out or identifying females dressed provocatively.

John: "Dude, check out the girl in the green tank top.

Dave: "Wow... like it's on sale."

by MarkusRex82 April 29, 2011