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don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".
"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "
by willwall March 29, 2010
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Ain't Getting On That Bus

phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...
babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!
by B. Hanback January 18, 2009
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You Can't Do That On Television

Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.
Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.
by Neilmiser May 6, 2004
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7 words you can't say on t.v.

The 7 words that will never be spoken on TV. Created by George Carlin. They are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
The 7 words you can't say on t.v.:Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
by Pirra June 26, 2008
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Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train

A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning
In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"
by Iceguy June 5, 2015
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Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
by bingo lingo August 29, 2010
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don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.
I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
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