If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.
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by Phalkon October 31, 2004
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I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.
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The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.
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