nig omlet

Nig omlet refers to a black, amish child.

Have you ever seen a nig omlet?!

Are there any nig omlets?

I just saw a nig omlet in a buggy!

by Shneven December 29, 2011

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005

Western omlet

When a man is having anal k9 sex with a woman he puts his testicles in her vagina.

I'm pulling a western omlet on your mother in a sleazy motel hot tub, right now!!!

by Jaw69 February 4, 2016

Spanish Omlet

During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet

The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.

by DLams June 18, 2007

denver omlet

To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between

I gave Kaydee a Denver Omlet

by Jaxattax May 9, 2017

Portugese Omlet

gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.

man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010

omlet time

ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry

i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005