omfgkm

Oh my fudging god kill me.

Bob: USA just won the Soccer World Cup
Mike: Omfgkm

by Adi_da January 9, 2009

OMFGASM

an orgasm caused by an excessive amount of surprise or excitement

When Katie saw the Taylor Lautner in the New Moon trailer, she was so excited she had an omfgasm.

John was watching The Empire Strikes Back and when Darth Vader said he was Luke Skywalker's father, John must've had an omfgasm he was so shocked.

by captainsuperawesome August 23, 2009

Omfdd

Meaning "Oh My Fcuking Ddong"
Ddong means poop, crap, etc in korean.

Omfdd, why won't you do what i say!

by |)avid August 13, 2006

omfg

Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL Instant Messenger. Means "Oh my Fucking God."

"OMFG! WTF?! I thohught u wur kidding!!1!11!eleventyone!1!"

by Oddz January 23, 2005

OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG

oh my fuckin god (i'm) fuckin rolling on the fuckin table falling on the fuckin floor laughing my god damn ass off out fuckin loud with fuckin tears in my eyes (and) peeing in my fuckin pants (and) almost fuckin shit myself what the fuck this is almost fuckin nirvana i found god!

a state of mind and consciousness from extreme laughing overdose close to what is known to Hindus as NIRVANA!

A : what is the closest state of mind to nirvana, master?
B : its OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG
A : thank you master
B : your welcome

by Fuk1t0l1000mg November 1, 2010

OMGD

Obsessive Male Gender Disorder: a disorder that makes one boy crazy. He or she loves thinking about boys, looking at boys, being around boys, going on dates with boys, etc.

This was defined on Season 3 Episode 1 of Zoey 101. Nicole was taken out of PCA for having this disorder by her parents.

However, the real reason Nicole left the show was because she was involved in many off-screen fights with Jamie Lynn Spears, otherwise known as Zoey. This caused her to be fired from the show, and her character to be written out.

Nicole has OMGD. She cannot stop thinking about boys, and she is very promiscuous.

by The Cool Ass Nigga March 28, 2015

OMFGAYFS

An acrynom for Oh my f***ing god are you f***ing serious?

Person 1: She had sex with him.
Person 2: OMFGAYFS
Person 1: ...yeah...
Person 2: =o

by Mrs.JosephJonas August 2, 2008