When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.
After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.
by 37years March 8, 2011
Get the Split the Oldiesmug. Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.
Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!
Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!
Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!
by Eddy July 19, 2007
Get the Oldie Hawnmug. Also see Richard Simmons
Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.
Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.
Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.
Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
Get the Sweating to the Oldiesmug. by michelle arranda January 8, 2009
Get the oldies but goodiesmug. by Jinoo December 17, 2008
Get the oldie locksmug. by MrBungle1975 September 22, 2005
Get the Oldie Oldsonmug. old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin
A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth
A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth
'Get off the road, oldie locks!'
"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"
"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"
by jinoo December 17, 2008
Get the Oldie Locksmug.