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Old Faithful

When you place a heaping amount of cocaine on a girl's butthole and do a bump. Must be done quickly before geyser explodes sending flakes everywhere.
Why don't you drop those drawers and let me get an Old Faithful off your sweet meat?

Old Faithful

right before your about to nut put it in her mouth blow it in pull it out and punch her in the stomach to make her spu the semen into the air closely ressembling Old Faithful.
man i gave that bitch a mad old faithful, i had to throw up an umbrella
Old Faithful by Rubsky April 19, 2006

Old Faithful

The action that occurs when a male receives a blow job, then just before reaching orgasm the subject performing the blow job punches the recipient in the stomach, causing violent eruption of bodily fluids and substances from all orifices simultaneously.
The night was off to a good start up until Sally initiated Old Faithful, causing the night to come to a screeching halt.
Old Faithful by sparkyshark July 29, 2008

Old Faithful

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm in which a males penis is in the middle of these two vaginas and at the peak of his orgasim he blows his load into the sky like the Oldfaithfufl
3some in which to girls rub their vaginas on your cock at the same time while their legs are inner twined and when you come in the air it is called the "old Faithful"
Old Faithful by Broskiii Keller November 3, 2010

Old Faithful

Pissing in a females, as she shoots the piss out doggy style.
That chick last night pulled and old faithful and soaked me!
Old Faithful by wut wut wut December 4, 2016

Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.