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oh god help me

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oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp
by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020
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Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese
*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"
by Agent NHR June 9, 2021
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Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.
Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?
by Miriam85 February 8, 2010
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oh god! whats in the box?

from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head
OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX?
her head.
by niggasense February 27, 2005
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oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016
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Oh god, why?

a meme used in rage comics to define a memory of something stupid you did.
see Rage Comic
4 years ago: as a 7 year old kid you got naked in your class and asked for sex because you saw your parents say and do it.
4 years later:Oh god, Why? I'm a idiot
from a Rage Comic stupidity dumbass rage dumb
by cocothecat11 January 2, 2012
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Oh god no please stop

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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