by bamboomy January 15, 2011
Get the no offence mug.Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk with the intention of engaging in an appropriate and innocent busness-like interaction.
She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.
Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.
Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.
Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.
She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.
Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.
Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.
Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.
Justin: "Hi, I'm here to see. . .errr"
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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If someone said somethig to hurt you or did sumin to hurt you, you'd be like.. offenced.. init (anover word for it is offended)..
Like If Some One Sed To You..
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..
Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..
Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!
by Xmcyxx November 15, 2009
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Get the offenced mug.No offence, often said before or after a rude sentence. Basically, saying no offence doesn't help the matter at all.
by wheretheavocadosat April 12, 2019
Get the No offence mug.A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
by Skryko December 14, 2019
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