When you don't show up for work, but do not call in sick or take a vacation day.
The goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.
WARNING: May result in termination from job if caught.
The goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.
WARNING: May result in termination from job if caught.
- Hey man shouldn't you be at work right now?
- No I didn't feel like going, but I don't have any vacation time, so I'm just office spacing
- No I didn't feel like going, but I don't have any vacation time, so I'm just office spacing
by DMacklin June 15, 2009
(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
by Ereck Flowers March 22, 2011
(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
by Ereck Flowers March 22, 2011
by Attcus July 6, 2012
When a person ties down another person and proceeds to shove office supplies into their ass until there is physically no more room; also a great movie
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
(Noun) The fictional effect depicted in the movie Office Space wherein one is driving on the highway. The lane that you are currently in is moving slowly or not at all, but the lane next to you is going along just fine. You switch lanes, and then the new lane comes to a stop while the lane you were just in begins to move.
Driver: Argh! Why is this lane not moving? All the other ones are!
Passenger: Well why don't you switch lanes?
*Switches lanes and that lane stops*
Driver: We're still not getting anywhere and now that other lane is moving! Damn Office Space Effect!!!
Passenger: Well why don't you switch lanes?
*Switches lanes and that lane stops*
Driver: We're still not getting anywhere and now that other lane is moving! Damn Office Space Effect!!!
by frustratedDriver October 22, 2012
Suddenly and inexplicably not giving a fuck at work and life in general. Often caused be completing a huge project or being blasted by a superior. A reference to the 1999 Mike Judge comedy 'Office Space', in which case the cause was hypnosis.
Employee 1: "Now that the Milkowski case is over, I have the best case of Office Space Syndrome. Let's grab a Beer."
Employee 2: "It's 9am."
Employee 1: "DGAF Nation!"
Employee 2: "Fuck it, I'm in."
Employee 2: "It's 9am."
Employee 1: "DGAF Nation!"
Employee 2: "Fuck it, I'm in."
by D Pizzy September 5, 2008