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suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.
Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis
by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011
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because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.
No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!
by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014
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of course theory

When something that could possibly goes wrong - in fact - does go wrong .

Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.
"Badass! I just got GTA IV for PC and I have better than recommended system requirements!"

*Installs Game*

"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE

©"Of Course Theory"
by Tickbaby January 17, 2010
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One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
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of course not

An arbitrary term mainly used for denying something.
Are you a giant lizard? Of course not!
by Bozolink April 13, 2014
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Red Badge of Courage

The red stain that is left when you get done engaging in sexual relations with a female on her period.
That girl DanJimmy just had sex with left a huge Red Badge of Courage on his sheets.
by putnam2 February 24, 2011
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Drink of Courage

Refers to an alcoholic beverage, which allows one who consumes it to gain courage.
ie: Jodie takes an shot of vodkaDrink of Courage, before pursuing an girl he'd been watching all night
by BlakTigerNJ May 3, 2009
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