onion ring party

A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".

*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."

by eren jauger 69 December 11, 2013

Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.

Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!

by Shaado November 14, 2010

devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

by JB May 14, 2004

Burnt Onion Ring

The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.

I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!

by bentrod December 4, 2010

Devils onion ring

This is the area behind your taint. Also known as a butt hole or ass hole.

Man your devils onion ring is stinky today.

by Matt Nickel August 12, 2008

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011