Obviously Blind 

An adjective describing someone who, it is plain to see, can't see. Sometimes hard to distinguish between this, and a moron

Note: Sometimes confused with blindingly obvious

*Thud*

Foolish Guy: "Hey, why does that guy keep walking into walls?"

Cool, wise guy: "Well he's obviously blind... Well, that or he's just a moron"

Obviously Blind by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

obviously not 

when something is blatent obvious, sarcasm, founded by the clipston click

"do you want some weed?"
"obviously not"

obviously not by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

obviously gay 

an obviously gay son of a fucking bitch.

Dude alright, so i was balls deep in this little man right, and like i'm about to blow my load in his butt and he turns around and grabs my nuts and im like dude you are obviously gay, fool.

obviously gay by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Obviously a white boy 

When somebody is obviously a white boy

That white boy is skanking like a wet fanny three days before nigas hyping blushed. Obviously a white boy.

Obviously a white boy by Meat cleaver milne May 5, 2009

obviously obvious 

Used when someone asks a question and they already know what the awnser will be. Mostly asked by people how ask questions just to hear their on voice.

Enrique: So are we getting drunk tonight
Carmen: Its obviously obvious, silly.

obviously obvious by Bozak September 17, 2007

Well, Obviously 

A phrase that is use to state something that is already apparent, but in order to draw additional attention to it. Used for dramatic effect, or to emphasize an important point. It is said in a loud manner, at the beginning of a sentence, followed by the fact that needs additional attention.

Popularized by Antoine Dodson, who used the phrase to increase awareness of the fact that there was a rapist in his neighborhood.

Since that time, use of this phrase has been increasing, and it can be used at any time, when an obvious fact needs to be pointed out.

"Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park." - Antoine Dodson

Other examples in common speech:

Janine: What happened to my money I left on the bar?
Bruce: Well, Obviously, we have a thief in Snuffy's Bar.
Janine: Oh wait, I spent it all on wine.
Bruce: Well, obviously, someone has drank too much.

Well, Obviously by general.havok January 24, 2011

You Obviously Love Oreos 

The TRUE meaning of Yolo

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???

You Obviously Love Oreos by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014