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Nympholepsy

to suffer from a rare ailment whereby one experiences severe and debilitating seizures from the endless pursuit of sexual encounters. Much like an orgasm, but with more terrifying and violent endings than that of the common orgasm. Found rarely in women, as men tend to possess more of the genetic triggers that can cause this impairment. Difficult to diagnose at first glance, but quite obvious when encountered. Signs of nympholepsy include rigid arms, legs, genitals, fingers and toes, as well as bent wrists, ear to ear grin, rapid convulsions of the hips, followed by sounds not found in any language on earth. Nearby, there is usually a woman with goddess like features, curled up naked in a fetal position in the corner unsure of what is happening. When this syndrome has been found in women, they are usually perched frozen upon a male companion's genitals as her seizure has caused severe tightening of the nether-region and clamped down securely.
Great word………and if you want to see this condition in person, stop by my office at your convenience. The woman curled up in the corner in a fetal position with goddess like features will remain anonymous! Then stop by later and witness the female goddess in a state of Nympholepsy. No pictures!
by puregenious October 6, 2010
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nympholeptic

One who falls into a trance while oogling the opposite sex, usually in public with girlfriend/boyfriend present. These men are also usually addicted to pornography.
My nympholeptic boyfriend drools over every attractive woman we pass....
by Samantha & Chris November 21, 2006
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nymphosible

I've seen her with many guys lately, I think she's Nymphosible.
by OffenceUnlimited December 16, 2016
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nymphicus hollandicus

the scientific name of a cockatiel. you say it cuz you are a cockatiel fan and you're smart
Person 1: hey i got a new bird
Person 2: what type?
Person 1: nymphicus hollandicus
Person 2: what is that?
Person 1:cockatiel
Person 2: oh
by no sayer June 7, 2023
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cypholysity nymphotitus

Cypholysity nymphotitus is a airborne, life sucking, caticlizmic, event that is believed to be mostly antimatter,
Run for your life that bitch has cypholysity nymphotitus ...
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Nymphonic

Nymphonic: nym-phon-ic

A combination of two words: Nymph and Symphonic

Nymph, Noun: a voluptuous woman who desires sex
Example: "The ancient Greeks believed that nymphs inhabited forests and bodies of water

Symphonic, Adjective: a harmonious but very large sound
Example: "The symphonic hum of a million bees"

Nymphonic Adjective: A beautiful sensual melody
1.She play's me with Nymphonic ease

2.Her sigh is so Nymphonic

3.Her Nymphonic voice slays me
by DaVido/Kessel July 4, 2011
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Nymphology

Nymphology is the art of how to behave to the so called nymph.
Girl: Am I your nymph baby..
Boy: Let me check my Nymphology book.
Girl: You're a dickhead.
Boy: I know lol!
by HIMYNAMEISMELATONINHEHEHEH March 28, 2023
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