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nutcracker 

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.
Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

nutcracker 

:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.
*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."
nutcracker by Dermo Clause September 23, 2012

Nutcracker 

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.
" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."
Nutcracker by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

nutcracker 

Gang parlance meaning a person whom shows no hesitation, even a readiness and anticipation, in shooting a gun at another person.
"Don't mess with that fool. He a nutcracker fo sho. He sleeps with his AK-47!"
nutcracker by mabdallah July 29, 2009

Nutcracker 

That will be your mouth.
Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.
Nutcracker by Bored!!! February 26, 2009

Nutcracker 

Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.
Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!
Nutcracker by Butt Hed March 19, 2009