To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012

by Hey bitch what’s up November 9, 2018

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008

by gymnasty October 26, 2010

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
