Fuck-nut

Expressing anger toward someone, generally for
some sort of retarded behaviour.

'I can't believe that fuck-nut smoked all your weed'

by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008

Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008

fuck nut

The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.

Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!

by berry_lthird January 7, 2009

fuck nut

A great thing to yell in crowded public areas.

Fuck nut!!

by Saria June 2, 2003

fuck- nut

retard,spaz,geek,pencel-head,
dork witch,

do you know what your talking about ya fuck-nut?

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

Fuck Nut

Originally coined by Vince Park. This term is primarily used as an insult towards anyone that acts hardcore on the internet, yet actually has a simple personality offline.

Terry: Dude, what a fuck nut.
Gary: Yeah, I know. Just 'cause he can hack doesn't mean anything. He's still a sheep.

by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010