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Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.
I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.
by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011
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Nunchakus

Though not a primary weapon of the Ninja, nunchakus (also known as "nunchucks") were used because they could be adapted for many situations. Aside from being easy to carry, the nunchakus were used to defend against most any weapon from a bo to a sword. By trapping the blade of a sword with the chain between the two sticks, a Ninja could entangle and disarm a sword-weilding attacker.
The same concept applies to almost every other weapon. The nunchakus were not just used for defense, they could also be effectively employed against an enemy in an offensive way. The Ninja could strangle an opponent or even execute joint locks with the chain or cord between the two sticks.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 16, 2011
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Nunchi

The ability that lets you sense what would be wrong to say in a certain situation. Originates from Korea.
Person 1:(Has been telling many wife beater jokes to Person 2.)
Person 2: (A wife herself) "That guys certainly lacks nunchi."
by Kerinaty May 8, 2009
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Hot Karl Nunchucks

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.
My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.
by G-man and KG May 24, 2009
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nurchin

nurchin; adjective: used in place of words such as swagtastic, awesome, or fucking good when there is some sarcasm to the tone.

ex. to the girl twerking with a rachet booty you may say "damn girl your twerk is hella nurchin."

also may be used in place of tweaking, pussy, mad, annoying, etc.
ex. "why are you nurchin man?!?!?"
by latta December 23, 2013
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Nomch

History:
The origin of the word nomch is a somewhat perluded one however some optanictal liriture historians have found what is believed the origin of said word. The first ever recorded use of nomch was June 3rd 1203 And was clavired by Lord Astenbury III to King Rowley Ruler Of Schlezing, Germany on a hot summers afternoon. On top of this their good friends and perfunctors Zac Z Penske FATIMA Ruler Of Poland And Owner Of The ZetterstrandGaeuns Clan and Billiam Janney Son Of Little Known Legend daddy nuttt. The story of nomch goes like this: one hot summers afternoon Astenbury and Rowley we’re walking home. Rowley has earlier been gifted a Freudian Ball Of Stoic PDough by Astenbury so the topic of food was on their minds. They were around 4 lianies from their destination when Astenbury was hit with the revolution. He realised that their was no word for in between a much and a nom!! He sdintilated for a few byzanites and settled on the word nomch.

Usage:
The word nomch must exclusively be used post-munch but pre-nom. It must come borgeous to the munch leaving enough time for the nom to harbinger straight after.
Hello my good fellow care for a nomch this lovely afternoon
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nunchaku

An eastern weapon made from joining the tops (kontoh) of two sticks together with a rope or chain (himo or kusari). Each 'stick' has three parts, the upper area (jokon-bu), the middle area (chukon-bu), and the lower area (kikon-bu). Each area has a specific purpose - the tops and bottoms of the sticks are used for jabs, the upper and lower areas are handled for swinging attacks and maintaining control of the weapon, and the rope or chain can be used for choking an opponent.
It is NOT a ninja weapon, as many people believe, as it originated outside of Feudal Japan. Also, the term 'nunchucks' was coined by the Americans after discovering the weapon, but it is an acceptable name for the weapon.
The major disadvantage of the weapon is the possibility of an opponent catching the weapon in his hand/s and pulling it out of your hands, leaving you disarmed.
The nunchaku is my favourite weapon! Lose fear of the weapon by spinning it in circles around your body, then focus on maintaining control of the weapon after striking an object with it. Takes practice, and a lot of bruises to master it, but hey-ho.
by Mr Munchkins September 23, 2005
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