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Dumb Numby

A dumb Numby is a unique and mystical creature which is the direct offspring of inbreeding skin walkers, they are often found with severe psychological problems which disturb the natural evolution of the species, they are often found with narrowed outlooks and understanding of concepts, their mentality is often strictly negative, causing self destructive traits early in it's metamorphic state. The creatures are lacking the metaphysical traits skin walkers utilize causing them to stick to a more mundane/mortal way of changing shape which involves the dumb Numby lubricating it's head with coconut oil and entering an unexpecting host threw the anal cavity then slowly consuming the human host from the inside out turning them into an involuntary ass puppet.
I was sitting around watching Tv then all of a sudden a blue creature with a shiny head ran head first into my ass hole causing it to disappear through the orifice of my ass! Must be a dumb Numby!
by Niccnewman October 29, 2025
mugGet the Dumb Numbymug.

Dirty Numby

When you or a friend drop a piece of coke on the floor but find and pick it up to get the numb feeling in your mouth rather than waste it.
Me: Dude you dropped some!
Friend: No worries I'll get it as a dirty numby instead!
by KatnessEverderp June 22, 2019
mugGet the Dirty Numbymug.

numby bummy

when your sitting at school/work wearing tights and they itch like mad, then when you think no ones looking you scratch yourself and everyones like wtf
half way through my maths exam i had a numby bummy, i went to scratch myself and john saw :O
by icsyoucan November 22, 2009
mugGet the numby bummymug.

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