Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014

Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 5, 2019

numb nuts

A large, Troll like character often seen lurking around very suspicious content and mumbling inccessantly about '+4 single handed ....'. Possesses very strange ideas about ethnic origins and racial backgrounds.

ffs numb nuts

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Numb Nuts

A man who has sex way too many times way too often. This rigorous sex causes the man to bang his jizz-bags very often, making them numb. Thus, Numb Nuts.

"Alex, you numb nut. Why did you bang HER?" OR "GODAMIT Jeff, you NUMB NUT! Why don't you go fuck a tree while you're at it?"

by Kyle-fo August 27, 2005

Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015