nubetube

the granade luncher used on the assualt riffles in call of duty 4

that bastard killed me with a nubetube

by Dillon Hanaburgh February 24, 2008

nuberade

1.) being a nub who drinks haterade despite sucking at everythin

PATRICK SULLIVAN, patrick sullivans xbox skills at halo and call of duty.
Despite Patrick Sullican pretty much sucks major dickballs at halo, he and the iceman stil find time to drink haterade.
Patrick Sullivan drinks mad nuberade after recieving a lubejob from the "ICEMAN".

by Chris McNub March 13, 2008

Nigel C. Nuberton

the name of the "admissions officer" who rejected Gavin from Brown University. Very hilarious.

"Dear Gavin:
You are not that good. Certainly not Brown material. noobass.
We Out,
Nigel C. Nuberton

by Mark Zakhary May 19, 2004

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008

numbertard

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.

READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!

by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008

Nuberson

The most popular Youtuber and the most popular Minecraft youtube. Makes billions of dollars every year through his amazing content. He has no haters and everyone likes him. His content is out of the world and is definitely worth looking at. He is rolling in money.

Nuberson is the bes youtuber

by Nuberson March 22, 2022

Nubestie

A person who is associated with the definition of nub,they are the form of lowest grade of person.e.g.they are very shit at things and are all round nub because of apperance and ways of in normal lifestyle activities!!

Mathew:Hay guys look over there its aditya!!Nubestie!!

Everyone else:ahahahahahahahahaha

Aditya:sorrry funny guy!!

James:"u are the definition of a nubestie"

by Bunballs_10 October 24, 2006