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Notirement

1. The new era of "no retirement" for Baby Boomers who lost big on Wall Street; 2. The unpleasant choice between ceaseless work and late-life poverty.
After the market crashed in '08, Jane started planning for her notirement years.
by Peter Kobs February 1, 2009
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Noti Gang

Noti gang is what stupid little middle schoolers comment on famous people’s posts like 1 second after they post it because they have notifications on for when they post then all the other stupid little cunt ass bitches who have notifications on because they don’t have anything better to do in their lives all like that persons comment so it’s one of the top comments and it adds nothing of value it’s just a symbol of their failure to find a better pastime
by XyroNL May 2, 2021
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Notification Squad

A comment on a YouTube video made by some needy person who hasn't grown up yet. The person does it for attention from the YouTuber and others or they do it because they are just plain stupid. Normally it is both.
"OH MY GOSH! Am I the ONLY ONE who hasn't seen this video yet ? (view count: 1,744) WHERE'S MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD?!!?!1!1/!1"

"I'm needy and want attention, so I think I will spam the comments section. NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD !"
by Catrix January 27, 2017
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notification hangover

When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.
Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know
*turns on phone*
*phone starts having notification hangover*
*phone makes loud noises*
Me: shit.
by WordWorld April 21, 2017
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notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.
Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.
by zxn December 16, 2018
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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
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ghost noting

Ghost noting is sort of like something that happens to your blog which prevents it from really interacting with anyone else on Tumblr.

You can’t reply to people’s posts (including photo reply). When you like people’s posts or follow people’s blogs it doesn’t show up or send them a dashboard notification that you did so. When you send or reply to messages, the person receiving it won’t receive a notification. Also, when you reblog something from someone else, and when someone else reblogs something from you, it doesn’t show up in the notes.
thepizzaqueen deleted one of her blogs because it was ghost noting
by yaniss January 6, 2012
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