floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015

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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

spurn notice

Advance warning one may have of a breakup.

Scott: Hey man, I just saw Ashley deleting a text when I walked up. I just got my spurn notice.

Zach: At least now you know what's coming. Why don't you do a preemptive breakup.

by Capnjeremyjohn March 3, 2011

Burn Notice

The text you receive after an associate or relative breaks up with a significant other asking you not to communicate with that party anymore.

"Yo, I just got a burn notice from Demi saying, her and Jack are over and not to speak with him anymore."

by Kris Daniel October 3, 2018

senpai notice me

when you're major crush doesn't know your feelings for them, and from the outlooks of it, they won't know unless you tell them your feelings for them.

I like Justin so much! Senpai, please notice me!
ex.
Senpai notice me; If only Justin wound realize my feelings for him,

by druup ded April 9, 2016

on notice

a verb. used for when someone does something that is negative but not bad enough to need a beat-down. a verbal warning

Todd put Dan on notice when he spilled Dan's beer

by iminapillowcase August 18, 2006