Norwalk 

Norwalk.... how do i describe thee.... hows about the crappy used toliet paper that is sitting in the shitter of Connecticut. New Haven and Bridgeport are the craps and Norwalk is the brwon ass wiping material. Its got a pretty scetchy neighbor hood that New Caananers fear to tred on and a poliece station that norwalkers fear to tred near. If you want a quick beverage from the local chinese food/cleaners located convieniently next to the behemouth po-po station. as they say down there: "Peace my homie"

o shit the po po is comming! hide the crack and the new cannaners!!

Norwalk by Rowayton_r_us April 5, 2005

Norwalk 

The most white- trash town in Fairfield County. Known for gang's, violence, and teen binge drinking. If you were to move to any town in Fairfield County, do not and I repeat "DO NOT" move to this town. Shitty place. Only thing to be proud of in this town is the two- time all american lacrosse player, McNichols.

Norwalk sucks balls!

Norwalk by David Shiver May 5, 2007

norwalk 

A town in connecticut part of Farifield county. often mistaken for a rich town because of the image of fairlfield county and connecticut, however most of it is a real poor town with tons of violence gangs drinking problems and drugs. the public schools are terrible well at least norwalk high is the other high school, mcmahon has just gone threw renevations and looks real nice. norwalk is a town where geting drugs is not a problem but its more of a matter of what kind u want and who ur getting it from because people get robbed for drugs every day. this is a town where u can get jumped over 5 dollars worth of weed and shot over some pills. the only drugs hard to find in norwalk would b acid in shrooms however they are not impossible to get. most people look at norwalk and say sono is the only bad part, because there are some certain very rich parts of connectciut but they dont even go to the public schhols. however there are gangs all over the town and even gangs for wiggers who live in decent houses. but the wigger gangs arent anywhere as near as hardcore as gangs in sono but it goes to show the brutality and mentality we have here. the police station is around the corner from projects and useless to go to without a cops assistance plus some cops are dirty cops anyway so trying to b a snitch wont help you

also refered to as the wack or norwack

dumbass:
norwalk is for bitches and fake gangsters

person from norwalk:
click click boom

norwalk by mike J0nes December 28, 2007

Norwalk 

One of the only cities in LA County CA that has a huge amount of smoke shops and bootleg insurance offices as well as people here being extremely unpredictable, most likely your neighbor will either be a loud Hispanic family that plays latino hip hop music, drinks modelos every night til 5 am or you live next to a preppy white girl that moved from the valley and always asks you to have wine wit her and watch movies with her.

Man: damn that middle aged white lady who is also our neighbor always wants us to have wine and watch rom coms wit her!
Woman: well we are in Norwalk where things are unpredictable, check out the neighbors that constantly blast they’re Latino music and throw beer cans everywhere, YUCK!!

Norwalk by Fouchkiller January 12, 2022

Norwalk

Norwalk CT(noun) — a city in Connecticut on the Long Island Sound, known for its beaches, parks, boutiques, restaurants, and quick train access to NYC.

Despite its charm, most people in Norwalk rent, and the housing market is heavily influenced by a small, vocal group of homeowners and landlords. With help from groups like “Save Norwalk’s Neighborhood”, they often protest new developments and advocate for maintaining the neighborhood character. Housing supply is limited, prices remain high, and first-time buyers struggle to find homes. Norwalk is still charming, but part of its affordable charm has quietly faded.

“I love Norwalk ! seriously, it’s amazing, but thanks to entrenched NIMBYism and outdated zoning, my kids or grandkids will never be able to afford to live here.”

“Sure, Norwalk has the beach and restaurants, but good luck buying a house unless you’re already rich. Thanks, NIMBIES!”

“Have you heard of Norwalk? Yes: completely obsessed with traffic, yet refuses to use public transit or even cross the street on foot.”

Norwalk by Vinny da Sick January 22, 2026

Norwalk Community College 

Also known as Norwalk College of Champions, NCC is considered the Harvard of Community Colleges. Located in the beautiful foothills of the illuminous Connecticut town of Norwalk, NCC boasts an intense and rigorous curriculum that challenges its diverse and elite student body that endures a challenging and selective admissions process. Classes are usually followed by intense parties thrown at the houses of moms in neighboring Wilton, where anyone 18 to 87 is invited. Bro rape is a mandatory. Students major in store managing, filing, copying documents, and being someone's bitch in the office place. Students carry their experiences with them for the rest of their lives.

Norwalk Community College Student #1, "dude, this arithmetic is kicking my ass, maybe ill switch into filing, make a name for my self, you know?"

NCC Student #2, "brohan, you can totally follow your dreams at NCC, go for it, maybe one day, you can become the dude that gives stickers out at WalMart, or even maybe the cow at Stew Leondards."

NCC Student #1, "dude, you know you can't tempt me with my dream like that. i'll never become the cow"

Testimonial, "Well, at least I can piss away my parent's money at the College of Champions and learn how to use Microsoft Word."

Norwalk Community College by TehKoloradoKID January 27, 2010

Norwalk High School 

A public high school in Norwalk Connecticut. It has decent academics and sports, but is filled with big booty thots , juul fiends, crackheads, etc.

“Hey bro did u see that Sophomore thot?”

“Yeah , I’m pretty sure she goes to Norwalk High School.”

Norwalk High School by BootySlayr69 February 24, 2019