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NarCONon is a scam run by the Cult of Scientology. They use massive and unsafe doses of Niacin that have been shown to cause organ failure combined with hours on a treadmill and lengthy saunas instead of scientifically supported drug addiction treatment methods.

They insist that using only L. Ron Hubbard's "techniques" and rejecting all empirical science totally makes them not Scientology. They've repeatedly managed to finagle government grants for the nonsense in several countries, invariably leading to major scandals and ending the careers of politicians foolish enough to back them.
"Yeah, my mom sent me to NarCONon. They told me cocaine is stored in your body fat for years after you use it, so you have to sweat it all out. Because, you know, sweating totally cleans out your fat cells, and cocaine is totally fat soluble."

"Dude, NarCONon isn't Narcotics Anonymous. That's "NA". NarCONon is just a front for Scientology."
by Marc Abian November 10, 2013
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Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
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Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011
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Edward Norton

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D
Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.
by HalSparksbitch July 1, 2008
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Norton Glen

Norton Glen-it boarders the bitch ass town of Easton,some people think of the Glen as the ''ghetto" part of Norton,i dont agree or disagree. With all the drugs,mexicans and drama. If you live there or you have lived there it kinda sucks sometimes,but you kinda get used to it.It used to be nice back in the day with Al but now ruled with an iron fist female reancarnation of Adolf Hitler-Magarete!-who everyone wants to die in a ditch. With all the minors asking people to go to Quick Stop to buy Tabbacco products to buying Zig Zags and Dutch blunt wraps to goin to buy liquor at indepndent liquors-If you want a packy, a nice bag of marijuana,to make an incognito drug deal or to see the increasing mexican population the norton glen is for you(warning! do not piss off original Glen Rats!).
Eric:''hay Steve go buy me some papers so i can roll a couple fattys."

Steve:"What kind?"

Eric:"hmmmmmmmm..............."

Eric:"Zig Zags!"

Steve:"King size or regular?"

Eric:"King!"

Steve:"Good theres alot of pot heads in Norton Glen."
by Coyle124 October 16, 2009
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norton antivirus

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
by extreme133 June 14, 2010
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nonconformist

A nonconformist is a person who does not conform to the trends of the average person. A true nonconformist does what they want to do and not what other people want them to do.
This is not to be confused with an anticonformist, which is a person who does the opposite of what the typical person does.
Anticonformists often call themselfs nonconformists, because they dont know any better.
At a party where the majority of people are drinking:
The conformist would drink till he/she can't drink no more.
The anticonformist would not drink a drop.
The nonconformist would drink as much as he/she feels like drinking.
by Conda May 30, 2006
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Norton Antivirus

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.
Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.
by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008
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