Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

Nomptions

Options for nomz.

Hey, where do you want to eat?

I don't know, what are our nomptions?

by AlexPaulBrian June 11, 2010

Notions

A stupid idea

"Brussel sprouts ketchup, Where did they get that notion from"
Also sufficent to simply state "Fuckin notions"

by Dermod87 December 25, 2019

[notion]

A particular type of item sold along with lotions at Playtime Boutique.

Do they mean lotion?
-No, they have both lotion and notion on the board.

by not-reid April 4, 2009

noptional

Not an option.

She's wants you to watch the latest Twilight movie with her and miss the opening game of the NBA finals? That's completely noptional! Bros before hoes, man. Bros before hoes.

by kokujin0125 November 25, 2009

niption

This is when you have an officer knock on your door, and you were not expecting it. You feel flush, terrified, and extreme anxiety in less than 2 milliseconds.

Dude! When that officer came up to the window, you had a serious 'niption man, thought you were going to die.

by SpitfireZero79 January 24, 2017

Noptional

There is no option. You have to comply.

Going to school this morning is noptional, you have to attend.

by mescatim January 25, 2019